Stick A Fork In Them- They're Done

tur·key-an event that fails badly or is totally ineffectual.

When my daughter who lives in Portland,Oregon and could care less about sports talks to me about Appalachian State beating Michigan you know it's a big event.

For those of you that may have just emerged from a cave, number 5 ranked Michigan was beat at home by Appalachian State. Michigan head coach Lloyd Carr may need to go into the witness protection plan. If he sees people coming toward the athletic office with pitchforks, he should not assume it is harvest time. Run like the wind Lloyd.

Anyway, so much for scheduling supposed cupcakes. If you schedule them, you had better make sure you beat them.