"You Listened to e-Bay"

"Because y'all ignited it. Y'all ignited it. You listened to e-Bay, e-mail and all that junk. Y'all kept writing about it and it fans it and makes it grow and grow and grow, and it becomes a cancer. That's why."
Bobby Bowden Media Press Conference on Sunday regarding what caused his son to resign

Note to Coach Bowden: Fans don't talk on e-Bay about firing your son coach. That is where they buy your books. Also, fans and the media are not the cause of your son resigning. It should have happened a long time ago.