Santa's Gifts to ACC Schools

To Ralph Friedgen of Maryland: A one year membership to a fitness center.

To Miami Hurricanes: Anger management classes.

To Duke football team: The Phil Mickelson book,"But Winning Isn't Everything".

To Clemson University: The wisdom to know when to fire Tommy Bowden.

Georgia Tech QB Reggie Ball: Tutors.

New NC State Head Coach Tom Coughlin: Linguistics lessons to speak Southernese.

To former NC State Head Coach Chuck Amato: Chest fitness equipment.