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    Wednesday, December 03, 2008

    Top 10 Reasons Why I'm Glad FSU Is Not Playing In The Gator Bowl

    1. It has the word "Gator" in its name.

    2. The smell of a paper mill plant is not my favorite smell.

    3. I-10 in Jacksonville has more holes than Swiss cheese.

    4. River Walk or Orlando night life?

    5. It's my hometown and I now live in Tallahassee. Enough said.

    6. I like to see an occasional tree.

    7. Jacksonville gives the term "rednecks" a bad name.

    8. Look up the definition of "ugly" in the dictionary and there is a picture of Jacksonville.

    9. Road kill is an appetizer on some menus in the city.

    10. Hard to find hotels that are not rented by the hour.

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