Top 10 Reasons Why I'm Glad FSU Is Not Playing In The Gator Bowl

1. It has the word "Gator" in its name.

2. The smell of a paper mill plant is not my favorite smell.

3. I-10 in Jacksonville has more holes than Swiss cheese.

4. River Walk or Orlando night life?

5. It's my hometown and I now live in Tallahassee. Enough said.

6. I like to see an occasional tree.

7. Jacksonville gives the term "rednecks" a bad name.

8. Look up the definition of "ugly" in the dictionary and there is a picture of Jacksonville.

9. Road kill is an appetizer on some menus in the city.

10. Hard to find hotels that are not rented by the hour.